It was date night, so y’all can have this for free
this fucking girl on bumble sent me like three shy anime girl images and said like “uhmm… hi you seem really cool 😖😖 i’m so nervous” and it fr pissed me off so bad i deleted the app
Anonymous asked:
soxy i'm sorry but what the fuck does "crab rangoon is a food thats an animal" supposed to mean
feralratbitesu answered:
i bet u feel so stupid rn. theyre grazing
headcrabs feasting on the rangoon
Clicked on an article from the anthropology subreddit about loneliness and was immediately blasted into oblivion by this opening paragraph
"he was so insane for this" and it's just the hero of hyrule wearing a cunty little outfit
got a lil bit done up tonight for the first time in a while... so of course i had to document.
also got some rather nice videos of briefly sucking my fingers to keep the lipstick off my teeth if anyone's interested ;*
all cops are bastards because all cops are just doing their jobs
“I’m just doing what I’m told. If I am ordered to remove gold fillings from refugees theeth then that’s what I’ll do”, says police officer Michael Hansen.
Just thought I’d add this since not a lot of people outside of the nordic countries seem to have seen it. This is a danish police officer discussing a new danish law that says the police should seize the possesions and money of refugees to finance the integration.
letsrevince